Bacha Kese Paida Hota Hai

Student: "Miss Bacha Kaise Peda Hota Ha?"
Miss: "Asmaan Se pari Aati hai or maa ki godh me rakh kr Chali jaati hai."
Student: "Miss hagha Koosoono Musoono wala System Khatam sho sa??"

Mazmoon

Aaj Sab Bachey Sadr-e-Pakistan Pey English Mein Mazmoon Likhen
(Thori Dair Baad 1 Pathan Bacha Bola
"Miss KUNI ta pa English ke sa wai??"

Murghi Ki Dua

Aik Murghi ne 3 Ande diye aur Dua ki Ya Allah Muje Naik Bache Dain.
Pehle Anday Se ALTAF HUSSAIN nikla, Doosray Anday Se REHMAN MALIK nikla.
Murghi Pareshan Hui to Andhar se awaz Aye. "May ZARDARI Hon 5 Saal Pooray Kar Kay Niklonga.

Bunere Yam Sa khar nem

1 Buneri Helmet Pa sar karay wo no
sar e garido no halmet e ogaro.
1 kas warta owail helmet lar ka no
sar ba ogaray. Hagha wail da bunair yama
sa khar kho na yama wail sta 6 kona garegee
no ta partog obase sa?

Lun SMS

Sexi Wife Husband ka Lun Choom k boli
"Mere Lal
Mere Sher
Mere Sona
Mere Hero
Uth Ja na"
Husband: "Zan pe ghay ka school ta ye lege"

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Nar Mege

Ustaaz Khpalo Shagardaano ta owail
che saba ba sok mala nar mege raori??
Pa saba warla yo shagard mege raoro
ao ustaaz ta yai che da nar mege de.
Ostaaz warta owail che ta da sa na opejando
Che da nar mege de??
Shagard warta owail che da Sahar Wakhti
da jeenako da school makhe ta walar wo.

Teez

Yo sari da dukandar na soda kola
no soda drana wa da dokandar na teez laro.
Dokandar sari ta owail che pese ma rakawa
kho khalqo ta haal ma waya.
Sare laro ao bia ba rozana wartlo
ao soda ba ye tre rora. Dokandar tang sho wel yar
Sta nor sa amadan nishta che da teez gate ta naast ye.