Obama Pakistan Mai

Obama Pakistan Aaya aur aik Diwaar par likha dekha:
"Obama Kanjar", Obama Nay Rehman Malik
Say Poocha Kanjar Ka Matlab Kya Hota Hai...???
Rehman Malik Nay Kaha K Iss Ka Matlab Hai,
"Watan Se Pyar Karne Wala"
Phir Obama (Pak) Parliment Aya Aur Taqreer May Kaha,
"Mujhe Maloom Hai K Aap Sab Kanjar Hain,
PPP Hai Hi Kanjaroon Ki Party, Zardari To
Bohat Khandani Kanjar Hai, Main Khud
Bohat Barra Kanjar Hoon. Lekin Main
Nay REHMAN MALIK say Barra Kanjar
Aaj Tak Nahi Dekha..."

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Murghi Ki Dua

Aik Murghi ne 3 Ande diye aur Dua ki Ya Allah Muje Naik Bache Dain.
Pehle Anday Se ALTAF HUSSAIN nikla, Doosray Anday Se REHMAN MALIK nikla.
Murghi Pareshan Hui to Andhar se awaz Aye. "May ZARDARI Hon 5 Saal Pooray Kar Kay Niklonga.

Shor...

Ek aadmi apne 11 bachon k sath bus mai ja raha tha.
Bachay bohat shoor kar rahe thay.
Itne mai 1 buzurg apni laathi se THAK THAK karne laga.
Bachon k baap ne kaha "Hazrat ap apni laathi k aagay rubber laga lain

to ye shoor nahi karegi"
Buzurg: "Agar yehi kaam tum ne kya hota
to aaj itna shoor nahi hota"

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