What a Doctor

Couple Honey Moon guzar kr train mein barey romantic mood mein ..

Wife : janu sar me dard ho raha he ..

Husbd ne barey mood mein mathey pr kiss kardi..

Wife : janu aram aa gaya muje apki kiss se !

Wife thori dair baad ..

Janu bazoo me b dard ho rha he..

Husbd ne bazo pe kiss kardi..

Wife, Janu aaram aa gaya !

An old woman sitting infront of them moved ahead and asked,

“Way puttar ! Bawaseer kaa elaj bhee kar laitay hoo ?

Halaq ao Jeenay

Yo Halak ao yo jeenay da university pa yaw chaman ke garzeal.
Girl: "Ta Halak ye ao za Jeenay"
Boy: "No Bya?"
Girl: "Ta Hum kha poha ye ao za hum"
Boy: "Ao, Bya?"
Girl: "Za hum Khaista Yam ao ta hum zwaan ye.
Boy: "Makhke Waya"...
Girl: "Sta Veena hum taoda da ao za hum pa jazba ke yam".
Boy: "Ai hai, Nor waya!"
Girl: Sta ba hum sa khyaloona v ao zama hum sa umeedoona".
Boy: "Nor?"
Girl: No raza kana che pa Jamit Ulama Islam Ke shamil sho.

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Obama Pakistan Mai

Obama Pakistan Aaya aur aik Diwaar par likha dekha:
"Obama Kanjar", Obama Nay Rehman Malik
Say Poocha Kanjar Ka Matlab Kya Hota Hai...???
Rehman Malik Nay Kaha K Iss Ka Matlab Hai,
"Watan Se Pyar Karne Wala"
Phir Obama (Pak) Parliment Aya Aur Taqreer May Kaha,
"Mujhe Maloom Hai K Aap Sab Kanjar Hain,
PPP Hai Hi Kanjaroon Ki Party, Zardari To
Bohat Khandani Kanjar Hai, Main Khud
Bohat Barra Kanjar Hoon. Lekin Main
Nay REHMAN MALIK say Barra Kanjar
Aaj Tak Nahi Dekha..."

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Mazmoon

Aaj Sab Bachey Sadr-e-Pakistan Pey English Mein Mazmoon Likhen
(Thori Dair Baad 1 Pathan Bacha Bola
"Miss KUNI ta pa English ke sa wai??"

Murghi Ki Dua

Aik Murghi ne 3 Ande diye aur Dua ki Ya Allah Muje Naik Bache Dain.
Pehle Anday Se ALTAF HUSSAIN nikla, Doosray Anday Se REHMAN MALIK nikla.
Murghi Pareshan Hui to Andhar se awaz Aye. "May ZARDARI Hon 5 Saal Pooray Kar Kay Niklonga.