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Showing posts with label Sexy SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sexy SMS. Show all posts

Saturday, April 6, 2013

What a Doctor

Couple Honey Moon guzar kr train mein barey romantic mood mein ..
Wife : janu sar me dard ho raha he ..
Husbd ne barey mood mein mathey pr kiss kardi..
Wife : janu aram aa gaya muje apki kiss se !
Wife thori dair baad ..
Janu bazoo me b dard ho rha he..
Husbd ne bazo pe kiss kardi..
Wife, Janu aaram aa gaya !

An old woman sitting infront of them moved ahead and asked,
“Way puttar ! Bawaseer kaa elaj bhee kar laitay hoo ?

Saturday, March 30, 2013

Halaq ao Jeenay

Yo Halak ao yo jeenay da university pa yaw chaman ke garzeal.
Girl: "Ta Halak ye ao za Jeenay"
Boy: "No Bya?"
Girl: "Ta Hum kha poha ye ao za hum"
Boy: "Ao, Bya?"
Girl: "Za hum Khaista Yam ao ta hum zwaan ye.
Boy: "Makhke Waya"...
Girl: "Sta Veena hum taoda da ao za hum pa jazba ke yam".
Boy: "Ai hai, Nor waya!"
Girl: Sta ba hum sa khyaloona v ao zama hum sa umeedoona".
Boy: "Nor?"
Girl: No raza kana che pa Jamit Ulama Islam Ke shamil sho.
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Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Bacha Kese Paida Hota Hai

Student: "Miss Bacha Kaise Peda Hota Ha?"
Miss: "Asmaan Se pari Aati hai or maa ki godh me rakh kr Chali jaati hai."
Student: "Miss hagha Koosoono Musoono wala System Khatam sho sa??"

Monday, March 25, 2013

Lun SMS

Sexi Wife Husband ka Lun Choom k boli
"Mere Lal
Mere Sher
Mere Sona
Mere Hero
Uth Ja na"
Husband: "Zan pe ghay ka school ta ye lege"

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Teez

Yo sari da dukandar na soda kola
no soda drana wa da dokandar na teez laro.
Dokandar sari ta owail che pese ma rakawa
kho khalqo ta haal ma waya.
Sare laro ao bia ba rozana wartlo
ao soda ba ye tre rora. Dokandar tang sho wel yar
Sta nor sa amadan nishta che da teez gate ta naast ye.

English Q Nahi Aati muje

Log kehtey hen English movies dekhne se English Aajati hy!
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Maine 2 saal English movies dekhin aur sirf
ye english seekhi.
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Oh yeah, oh yeah, c
ome on baby, i want more,
ahh ah ah ah
o yes oh ahhhhhhh!!!!!
mmmmmmmmm ohh.