Naswaari Ghazal!!!

Jo Maza Hay Naswaar Me..

Na Ishq Main Na pyar May..

Moto Me na car Main..

Dil Main na dildar Mein

Jo Maza Hy Naswar mein.

Ghar Main na bazaar Mein,

Bagh Mein na bahar Mein,

Na 7 samadar Paar Mein..

Jo maza Hay Naswar Mein..

Aam me na anar may..

Chatni me Na achar main.

Na Hansi Mein na Dakar mein.

Jo Maza Hay Naswar Mein.

Tapey main na V.C.R Mein.

Na payal key Jankar mein.

Jo Maza hain Naswar Mein!!!!!....

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Halaq ao Jeenay

Yo Halak ao yo jeenay da university pa yaw chaman ke garzeal.
Girl: "Ta Halak ye ao za Jeenay"
Boy: "No Bya?"
Girl: "Ta Hum kha poha ye ao za hum"
Boy: "Ao, Bya?"
Girl: "Za hum Khaista Yam ao ta hum zwaan ye.
Boy: "Makhke Waya"...
Girl: "Sta Veena hum taoda da ao za hum pa jazba ke yam".
Boy: "Ai hai, Nor waya!"
Girl: Sta ba hum sa khyaloona v ao zama hum sa umeedoona".
Boy: "Nor?"
Girl: No raza kana che pa Jamit Ulama Islam Ke shamil sho.

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Betay ka Nam Zardari

Wife Sex k bad Lamba Sa Saans
Lety Huay Shohr sy "Hum Apne
Bety ka Kia Naam Rakhen Gy?"
Husband (Condum Utarty Huay,
"Is K Bawajod B Huwa To Zardari"

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Obama Pakistan Mai

Obama Pakistan Aaya aur aik Diwaar par likha dekha:
"Obama Kanjar", Obama Nay Rehman Malik
Say Poocha Kanjar Ka Matlab Kya Hota Hai...???
Rehman Malik Nay Kaha K Iss Ka Matlab Hai,
"Watan Se Pyar Karne Wala"
Phir Obama (Pak) Parliment Aya Aur Taqreer May Kaha,
"Mujhe Maloom Hai K Aap Sab Kanjar Hain,
PPP Hai Hi Kanjaroon Ki Party, Zardari To
Bohat Khandani Kanjar Hai, Main Khud
Bohat Barra Kanjar Hoon. Lekin Main
Nay REHMAN MALIK say Barra Kanjar
Aaj Tak Nahi Dekha..."

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Pakistani Team Ka Captain

60 saal ka baba bht dair se 20 saal ki larki k Nipples choos rha tha.
Larki Garam ho gaee, Aur baba ka lun pakar hairat se bohli.
"Ye to khara ho gya hy.
Baba: "Bus yun samjh le k ye Pakistani Team
ka Captain hy agr khara ho b gya to karega kuch b nahi."

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Bacha Kese Paida Hota Hai

Student: "Miss Bacha Kaise Peda Hota Ha?"
Miss: "Asmaan Se pari Aati hai or maa ki godh me rakh kr Chali jaati hai."
Student: "Miss hagha Koosoono Musoono wala System Khatam sho sa??"

Mazmoon

Aaj Sab Bachey Sadr-e-Pakistan Pey English Mein Mazmoon Likhen
(Thori Dair Baad 1 Pathan Bacha Bola
"Miss KUNI ta pa English ke sa wai??"

Murghi Ki Dua

Aik Murghi ne 3 Ande diye aur Dua ki Ya Allah Muje Naik Bache Dain.
Pehle Anday Se ALTAF HUSSAIN nikla, Doosray Anday Se REHMAN MALIK nikla.
Murghi Pareshan Hui to Andhar se awaz Aye. "May ZARDARI Hon 5 Saal Pooray Kar Kay Niklonga.

Bunere Yam Sa khar nem

1 Buneri Helmet Pa sar karay wo no
sar e garido no halmet e ogaro.
1 kas warta owail helmet lar ka no
sar ba ogaray. Hagha wail da bunair yama
sa khar kho na yama wail sta 6 kona garegee
no ta partog obase sa?

Lun SMS

Sexi Wife Husband ka Lun Choom k boli
"Mere Lal
Mere Sher
Mere Sona
Mere Hero
Uth Ja na"
Husband: "Zan pe ghay ka school ta ye lege"

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Nar Mege

Ustaaz Khpalo Shagardaano ta owail
che saba ba sok mala nar mege raori??
Pa saba warla yo shagard mege raoro
ao ustaaz ta yai che da nar mege de.
Ostaaz warta owail che ta da sa na opejando
Che da nar mege de??
Shagard warta owail che da Sahar Wakhti
da jeenako da school makhe ta walar wo.

Teez

Yo sari da dukandar na soda kola
no soda drana wa da dokandar na teez laro.
Dokandar sari ta owail che pese ma rakawa
kho khalqo ta haal ma waya.
Sare laro ao bia ba rozana wartlo
ao soda ba ye tre rora. Dokandar tang sho wel yar
Sta nor sa amadan nishta che da teez gate ta naast ye.

Da Buneri Odas

Yo Buneri Odas ko kawo
no che kala ye zan ta oba raoweshte
no tez ye wachawo.
Lag saat pas che ye bia oba raoweshte
no bia ye tez wachawo
no shata warta bal boneri awaz oko
"Lala Che Sparking kae no kalaar sha te".

English Q Nahi Aati muje

Log kehtey hen English movies dekhne se English Aajati hy!
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Maine 2 saal English movies dekhin aur sirf
ye english seekhi.
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Oh yeah, oh yeah, c
ome on baby, i want more,
ahh ah ah ah
o yes oh ahhhhhhh!!!!!
mmmmmmmmm ohh.

Shor...

Ek aadmi apne 11 bachon k sath bus mai ja raha tha.
Bachay bohat shoor kar rahe thay.
Itne mai 1 buzurg apni laathi se THAK THAK karne laga.
Bachon k baap ne kaha "Hazrat ap apni laathi k aagay rubber laga lain

to ye shoor nahi karegi"
Buzurg: "Agar yehi kaam tum ne kya hota
to aaj itna shoor nahi hota"

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Khatarna Lamha

Zindagi ka wo lamha bohat Mushkil Hota hai.
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Che Kheta de kharaba v ao partoghakh
darta ghota she.

Pressure Kookar

Pathan Ne Pressure Kokar Khareeda. Doosray din
Wapis dene chala giya. Dokandar: "Wapis Q karna hai.
Pathan: "Ghar mai jawan betiyan hai aur Ye harami Setian Marta hai.

Da Nave Teez

Yawe Naave Teez wacho. No Zar yai
Da khawand da khyal badlolo da para
da khawand na tapos okro Che Taso so ronra yai?
Khawand warta y "Mong dre u Kho ko dase daze v
no ma pake ma shmara"

Zama pa khpal laas etbaar shte

1 halak yo 2 number jeenay ta wy che da kar rasara
oka so pese ba waly. Aghy we 2,000.
Agha alak warta we za horay zama pa khpal laas atbar dy