What a Doctor

Couple Honey Moon guzar kr train mein barey romantic mood mein ..

Wife : janu sar me dard ho raha he ..

Husbd ne barey mood mein mathey pr kiss kardi..

Wife : janu aram aa gaya muje apki kiss se !

Wife thori dair baad ..

Janu bazoo me b dard ho rha he..

Husbd ne bazo pe kiss kardi..

Wife, Janu aaram aa gaya !

An old woman sitting infront of them moved ahead and asked,

“Way puttar ! Bawaseer kaa elaj bhee kar laitay hoo ?

Da mashoom na cycle rok sho

Day o mashom na cycle wrak sho. Mashom

Thane tad a report dapara laaro.

Police warta we “Shak de pa cha de?”

Mashoom: “Shak Me pa plaar de”

Police: “Da sa way??”

Mashom, “Zak ache plaar me mor ta we

Che raa swarega pe halak oda day”…

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Naswaari Ghazal!!!

Jo Maza Hay Naswaar Me..

Na Ishq Main Na pyar May..

Moto Me na car Main..

Dil Main na dildar Mein

Jo Maza Hy Naswar mein.

Ghar Main na bazaar Mein,

Bagh Mein na bahar Mein,

Na 7 samadar Paar Mein..

Jo maza Hay Naswar Mein..

Aam me na anar may..

Chatni me Na achar main.

Na Hansi Mein na Dakar mein.

Jo Maza Hay Naswar Mein.

Tapey main na V.C.R Mein.

Na payal key Jankar mein.

Jo Maza hain Naswar Mein!!!!!....

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Halaq ao Jeenay

Yo Halak ao yo jeenay da university pa yaw chaman ke garzeal.
Girl: "Ta Halak ye ao za Jeenay"
Boy: "No Bya?"
Girl: "Ta Hum kha poha ye ao za hum"
Boy: "Ao, Bya?"
Girl: "Za hum Khaista Yam ao ta hum zwaan ye.
Boy: "Makhke Waya"...
Girl: "Sta Veena hum taoda da ao za hum pa jazba ke yam".
Boy: "Ai hai, Nor waya!"
Girl: Sta ba hum sa khyaloona v ao zama hum sa umeedoona".
Boy: "Nor?"
Girl: No raza kana che pa Jamit Ulama Islam Ke shamil sho.

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Betay ka Nam Zardari

Wife Sex k bad Lamba Sa Saans
Lety Huay Shohr sy "Hum Apne
Bety ka Kia Naam Rakhen Gy?"
Husband (Condum Utarty Huay,
"Is K Bawajod B Huwa To Zardari"

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Obama Pakistan Mai

Obama Pakistan Aaya aur aik Diwaar par likha dekha:
"Obama Kanjar", Obama Nay Rehman Malik
Say Poocha Kanjar Ka Matlab Kya Hota Hai...???
Rehman Malik Nay Kaha K Iss Ka Matlab Hai,
"Watan Se Pyar Karne Wala"
Phir Obama (Pak) Parliment Aya Aur Taqreer May Kaha,
"Mujhe Maloom Hai K Aap Sab Kanjar Hain,
PPP Hai Hi Kanjaroon Ki Party, Zardari To
Bohat Khandani Kanjar Hai, Main Khud
Bohat Barra Kanjar Hoon. Lekin Main
Nay REHMAN MALIK say Barra Kanjar
Aaj Tak Nahi Dekha..."

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Pakistani Team Ka Captain

60 saal ka baba bht dair se 20 saal ki larki k Nipples choos rha tha.
Larki Garam ho gaee, Aur baba ka lun pakar hairat se bohli.
"Ye to khara ho gya hy.
Baba: "Bus yun samjh le k ye Pakistani Team
ka Captain hy agr khara ho b gya to karega kuch b nahi."

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